Bankside Property For Sale & Houses For Sale In Bankside, South East London

Bankside. You're not buying a flat, you're buying a postcode. And a view. That's it. And what a postcode. Tate Modern is literally next door. Borough Market is your corner shop. It's a "lifestyle," they say. More like a theme park. Tourists. So many tourists. They take pictures of everything. Even the pavement. It's never quiet. Never. The service charges on these places must be astronomical. Thousands a year, I bet. For what? Someone to clean the glass lift? It's a lock-up-and-leave place. Who actually lives here? Someone who works in Dubai, probably. It's all for show. The listings will say "stunning river views" and "moments from cultural attractions." They won't tell you about the crowds on a Saturday or the fact that your local pub is full of people asking for directions. You're paying a fortune to live in a museum. It's madness.